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They’re not horsemen anymore—they’re just guys with hobbies.
Death is now a consultant for passive-aggressive hauntings.
War tried to instigate conflict but lost signal.
Famine went vegan and now can’t bring himself to destroy crops.
Death asked for soul submissions via Google Forms.
They all just applied for a PPP (Prophecy Postponement Program).
War plays Risk but never flips the board anymore.
Death writes poetry now. It’s all haikus about missed deadlines.
Pestilence started a plague, but then forgot to hit “send.”
The Book of Revelation has an addendum: “LOL, JK.”
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